Help! My husband’s newfound passion has landed him a 200-pound marlin he insists on mounting in our formal living room. I would sooner move into the garage! How do I handle this fishy situation?

Signed: Sea Sick

Maite and Daniel: There is only one place for that fish: in the ocean. However, for the sake of continued marital bliss, compromise by hanging Nemo in a covered outdoor barbecue area by the grill. Better yet, if your husband has an office or man-cave, he can hang it over his desk or flatscreen, whatever makes his inner Tarzan happy. If he doesn’t have an office, give up your sewing room to make him one, but keep that fish out of the living room!